1. The positive pessimistic - She's the person that prides herself on saying she's drama free, happy and supportive. Yet, you'll usually find her constantly in the middle of controversy. Whether it's because someone is hating on her, being disrespectful, or envious of her looks, success, or the great life that she lives, it's ALWAYS something! Through it all, she maintains the holier than thou perspective on it all; never seeing her wrongs. Have you ever stopped to think WHY people don't fancy her? Negativity breeds negativity.

2. Nancy Narcissistic - This friendship will always be totally one-sided. You're just a bench warmer for her all star team of personality defects. Your personal problems, issues, successes, happiness, worries, concerns, and overall life will never matter to this person. Unless you're willing to compromise your self respect, everything that is usually 50/50 will become null & void. Attempting to let her know the error of her ways will only result in a continuation of ME, ME, ME events.. just skip it!

3. Esteem downer - You know those things called flaws? She will be sure to make you aware of the ones you possess. And once this person gains knowledge of any insecurities you may have that makes room for even more ammo. The truth is, you most likely have great qualities that she tries to diminish for her own benefit. Stay far AWAY from this type unless you are just a strong person that loves to deal with bullshit. Or else you will begin to feel a change within yourself. I can guarantee it won't be for the better..

4. Messy mouth - She lives for gossip. Honey, it doesn't matter whose it is either. Once the word gets out, she's yapping those gums to the nearest bystander. This type of relationship thrives off of pretending to be concerned with your feelings, situations, and deep thoughts. Ultimately, it will result in you receiving feedback on everything you've ever spilled. Loyalty isn't an option with her. That will be way too much to ask for. Furthermore, gossip is much more exciting for this person vs a long lasting bond.



5. The lint licker - She's only interested in being a leach to everything that involves you. In my opinion, this is the most dangerous type. Simply because in the beginning you may confuse this person with being a great friend only to find out that you're dealing with a true lifetime story. These "friendships" tend to end after you discover the true her. It won't be very nice because she's never going to understand just how much being clingy affects those around her. She puts it off on just being a good friend. RUN!

SIDENOTE:

There are a slew of other types to be cautious of, but these are the most common ones I've had the displeasure of coming in contact with. Each of these relationships become very toxic after awhile. Listen, romantic partnerships are not the only ones to look out for warning signs in. You should pick your friends like you choose your fruit. With that said, I'm blessed to have amazing people in life, even if i had to cross paths with a few Cruella's along the way. Learning is growing. Cherish those whom reciprocate..

- K Boogie